I won't.

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<@magicref> WELL, FOLKS, EARLIER THIS WEEKEND ARMAGEDDON PULLED HIMSELF OUT OF THE GWA WORLD TITLE MATCH, SAYING HE DID NOT BELIEVE HE EARNED THAT OPPORTUNITY.


<Anthony_Caffrey> (which is bullshit)

<@magicref> THE FRONT OFFICE HAS CANCELED THE MATCH. ANTHONY CAFFREY HAS UNTIL NEXT SUNDAY TO MAKE HIS FIRST GWA WORLD TITLE DEFENSE.

<@magicref> HOWEVER, WE UNDERSTAND THE GWA WORLD CHAMPION WOULD LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS. INTRODUCING AT THIS TIME, GWA WORLD CHAMPION ANTHONY CAFFREY!

* Anthony_Caffrey emerges from the back to "Holiday" by Green Day as the crowd roars. He is carrying the GWA World Championship.

<CJBUSHA> (he has people still fresh here )

* Anthony_Caffrey is wearing army fatigues as he carries the GWA World Championship on his shoulder. He ignores the selfies tonight and walks down to the ring.

* Anthony_Caffrey walks up the ramp and settles in, getting tossed a mic

<Anthony_Caffrey> Settle in folks, I had to wait four hours to talk, I'm going to be at least taking ten minutes of time.

<Anthony_Caffrey> What's up Cow House?!

* Anthony_Caffrey listens to the cheers come pouring in, before continuing

<Anthony_Caffrey> As far as I'm concerned, Armageddon has surrendered.

<Anthony_Caffrey> This SHOULD be considered my first title defense. Should be. Should. Shoulddddd.

<Anthony_Caffrey> So I'm going to count to ten, ladies and gentlemen.

<Anthony_Caffrey> 1

<Anthony_Caffrey> 2

<Anthony_Caffrey> 3

<Anthony_Caffrey> 4

<Anthony_Caffrey> 5

<Anthony_Caffrey> 6

<Anthony_Caffrey> 7

<Anthony_Caffrey> 8

<Anthony_Caffrey> 9

<Anthony_Caffrey> 10

<Anthony_Caffrey> Here is your winner, and the GWA World Champion, ANTHONY CAFFREY!!!!

* Anthony_Caffrey hears the applause but clearly is not in a very good mood.

<Anthony_Caffrey> Now there's a war going on, in case you didn't remember

<Anthony_Caffrey> That's 2 bodies down in a war on...oh, I don't know, 15 people?

<Anthony_Caffrey> I can't count. I really can't. Past 10 it just goes to shit.

<@magicref> WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE LANGUAGE, FOLKS.

<Anthony_Caffrey> But I'm standing in this ring right now

<Anthony_Caffrey> Oh the language is going to get worse, Mark, it's going to get worse before it gets better

<Anthony_Caffrey> So please little children, this is not your promo.

<Anthony_Caffrey> This is the promo of a World Champion.

<Anthony_Caffrey> There's lots of those in history.

<Anthony_Caffrey> Nick Blade.

<Anthony_Caffrey> Faith Dunkarino.

<Anthony_Caffrey> Ryan Cage.

<Anthony_Caffrey> Michael Brewer.

<Anthony_Caffrey> Tony Pride.

<Anthony_Caffrey> All of them...all of them have something in common, something I wish to have.

<Anthony_Caffrey> and that's...

<Anthony_Caffrey> the ability to stand up for oneself. Something I think we all aspire to.

* Anthony_Caffrey gets the cheers going.

<Anthony_Caffrey> If I want to be great, I have to stand up for myself.

<Anthony_Caffrey> There's 15 men in the back there...I'm not gonna talk about Johnny and Brewer, congrats on making it to the finals.

<Anthony_Caffrey> There's 12 family men...

<Anthony_Caffrey> and 3 men who sit around a table.

<Anthony_Caffrey> Not a Round one, I say.

<Anthony_Caffrey> I was warned.

<Anthony_Caffrey> I was warned not to come out here and talk about this.

<Anthony_Caffrey> If I start speaking my mind, I can get stripped of the GWA World Championship.

<Anthony_Caffrey> I've fought for this belt for over a year.

<Anthony_Caffrey> Much blood, sweat, and tears were given into this...

<Anthony_Caffrey> and unfortunately...

<Anthony_Caffrey> I was born with -

<Anthony_Caffrey> a motor mouth.

<Anthony_Caffrey> An energy.

<Anthony_Caffrey> A passsion.

<Anthony_Caffrey> And to be honest

<Anthony_Caffrey> I can't sit back

<Anthony_Caffrey> and be told to fuck off.

* Brewer drinks high quality H2O

<Anthony_Caffrey> Especially not by some company CHUCKLEFUCK

<Anthony_Caffrey> If you wanna strip me of my championship for arguing with you

<Anthony_Caffrey> COME AND FUCKING GET IT.

<Anthony_Caffrey> I WILL ARGUE UNTIL THE DAY I DIE.

<@magicref> WATCH THE LANGUAGE, CAFFREY. THAT IS YOUR FINAL WARNING.

<Anthony_Caffrey> AND EVEN THEN IN MY GRAVE I WILL TALK, AND TALK, AND TALK.

<Anthony_Caffrey> So Mark, you're wrong.

<CJBUSHA> He goes i go.

<Anthony_Caffrey> MARK,

<Anthony_Caffrey> YOU'RE FUCKING

<Anthony_Caffrey> WRONG.

* Anthony_Caffrey was kicked by MagicRef (Bye!)

<@magicref> OK, THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT.

<@magicref> DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE REAR END!

* Megaphone (Megaphone@Snoonet-b18.tdd.8flngg.IP) has joined #Arena

* Megaphone picks up his megaphone and keeps going.

<@magicref> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ARE YOU READY FOR THE 2015 TOURNAMENT OF BRUISES FINNNAALS?

<Megaphone> This is my GWA.

<Megaphone> NOT YOURS, MARK.

<@magicref> WILL IT BE BREWER? WILL IT BE JOHNNY3TEARS?

<Megaphone> I AM THE GWA WORLD CHAMPION

<@magicref> THE ROOKIE LOOKS TO DO THE UNTHINKABLE TONIGHT!

<Megaphone> you can't outshout me, Mark

<Megaphone> i62.tinypic.com/10p92xu.jpg

<Megaphone> you can't threaten me.

<Megaphone> you can't.

* MagicRef sets mode: +b Megaphone!*@*

<@magicref> DO NOT DISRUPT THE SHOW, PLEASE. THANK YOU

* DidntevengetmyOC (Didntevenge@Snoonet-b18.tdd.8flngg.IP) has joined #Arena

<DidntevengetmyOC> I was going to defend the championship tonight, actually.

<@magicref> FOLKS, BOTH OF THESE MEN WENT THROUGH HELL TO GET HERE TONIGHT.

<@magicref> THEY HAD TO WIN TWO MATCHES. WHICH ONE WILL WIN A THIRD?

<DidntevengetmyOC> So the Tournament of Bruises will have to be put on hold, because I'm defending my title or walking away.

<@magicref> (PLEASE DO NOT DISRUPT THE SHOW. YOU HAD YOUR PROMO.)

<DidntevengetmyOC> Hunter Storms, it's your lucky day!

<DidntevengetmyOC> Get your ass out here and get your title shot.

<@magicref> THIS IS THE 2015 TOURNAMENT OF BRUISES FINALS!

* DidntevengetmyOC puts his megaphone down and waits for his match, his match that he's waited for hours for.